Project Runwaygate: Part Deux!

"Runway" Sews Up Another Scandal

It's all right there in the tagline: Heidi Klum cuts, the designers sew.

Except, of course, when it seems the designers don't actually sew and instead [outsource the production of their garments to hired hands] as is the allegation among contestants heading into Project Runway's third season finale.

The accusations of cheating mark the second demi-scandal to hit the catwalk this season and were leveled at final four contestant Jeffrey Sebelia by fellow designer Laura Bennett.

Tim Gunn [hot on the happy trail] is investigating...

[E! Online]

On NPR today...

"Coming out of the closet and telling the truth is a matter of personal responsibility. Last time I checked, that's the cornerstone of being a Republican."

-National Public Radio

FOLEY TAKES IT IN GAY SEX SCANDAL

-Steven Crowley, The New York Times

Anyone who lives inside the Beltway and has any connection to the Hill is aware of Mark Foley's latent homosexual closet-case of a reputation. [Google] "Mark Foley and gay" to see for yourself if you don't believe me -- over 929,000 hits.

Or better yet, you can watch his lawyer's admission today [CNN documentation] that Foley is:

An alcoholic

"Not a pedophile" [defintion]

Is in an un-named location for alcohol treatment

Was sexually abused by an un-named clergyman from ages 13-15

A GAY MAN

I'm not sure if you believe all this B.S. that Foley is all of sudden the [victim] in this situation. Once Chairman of the House Caucus on Missing and Exploited Children, Foley may very well be prosecuted by his very own sex offender legislation.

So what the fuck? Well, this gossip is getting better EVERY day -- and I am certainly excited to see where this story will go. [I mean, everyone loves A GAY REPUBLICAN CLOSET-CASE UNDER-AGE SEX SCANDAL]

It's interesting because initially when these "purely innocent" emails began to surface last Thursday, Foley's staff "angrily denounced the accusations" noting it was a "smear campaign" and "character assassination at its worst." [TC Palm Article - Free Registration Required]

Character assassination [OR NOT], last time I checked, it's hardly appropriate for a 52-year-old Congressman to send creepy "sick sick sick" emails to a 16 year-old boy from his personal AOL account.

[WELL IT GOT EVEN BETTER] The sexually explicit IMs WERE made public thanks to stellar reporting by ABC NEW's [BRIAN ROSS]

And CNN is reporting that Foley's Office, when confronted by ABC's Brian Ross with the sexually explicit IMs, [ASKED ROSS TO WITHOLD THE SEXUALLY EXPLICIT MESSGES ON CONDITION OF AN EXCLUSIVE ON FOLEY'S RESIGNATION] Questionable ethics much??

Ross said "No Deal." 2 hours later, Foley resigned.

So who's to blame? Well, the House Ethics Committee is set to have a closed door session and the FBI has already begun a preliminary investigation into the entire matter. Not to mention the RUMORS swirling around GOP Leadership in the House right now.

In the end, everyone involved will certainly get what's coming to them, people who knew of the initial emails and didn't take sufficient action, perhaps those who have been rumored to have known for 5 YEARS now. I can't wait to see what the FBI discovers in Foley's office, on his staffers' computers, and on the House's servers. In the broader political landscape, this certainly don't paint a pretty picture for a Republican Party who already has low ratings.

Now, to the ethical questions. [WHAT DOES IT SAY TO OUR COUNTRY'S GAY YOUTH WHEN THEY HEAR ABOUT A CLOSET-CASE POLITICIAN WHO DENOUNCES RUMORS THAT HE'S GAY IN 2003, REFUSES TO ANSWER THE QUESTION, AND THEN THIS DRAMA EXPLODES THREE YEARS LATER] It certainly doesn't promote a landscape of acceptance among our nation's GLBT-questioning youth. [More like, stay in the closet until you're caught in a scandal, and then, throw out every excuse in the book for your behavior]

What does it say about the people on the Hill who supported him throughout his career. What does it say about those that covered it up.

Stories like these are EXACTLY why I trust liberal media ANY DAY over Fox News. Kudos to ABC News for exposing this story. I guess Foley's "$2.4 billion in the bank" isn't going to do him much good anytime soon.

For a good laugh, check out [Foley's sexually explicit IMs] he had with a high school student during a HOUSE VOTE in 2003.

Your Homo In The City,
Kevin

Rep. Mark Foley Commentary to come...

In the meantime, GoogleNews him!

I've never enjoyed GoogleNews this much in my entire life!

Your Homo In The City,
Kevin

Kevin [In The City] Makes Washington Blade Bitch Session

In a freak twist of recent ex-BF events [plural], Kevin [In The City] was quoted in the Sept 22nd edition of the Washington Blade [See Tasty Treats]

That's right, BITCH SESSION. [Good things DO come to those who wait] Enjoy!



Following an emergency Ex-BF Advisory Board Meeting, a consensus was reached as to the next course of action:

[Mail the clip to that special someone via USPS!] Details to come as story unfolds...

Your Homo In The City,
Kevin

This Week [In Pictures]

Kevin Goes Country

So on Saturday night, I decided to try something new for a change. Dildo, you ask? No. Gay country western bar. Location: Capital Hill. Let's take a moment to take that all in [Gay country western bar on Capital Hill]

Loved the bathroom signage!



Kevin Spies Communist Metro Propoganda!

Well, I'm glad WMATA [link] finds it necessary to advertise the TERRORIST ALERT levels on the Metro platforms. If they didn't, I probably would forget. Not that we don't see them on the news on daily basis. Doesn't Fox News permanently display it on their sidebar? [Hmmm]



Kevin Finds Cure for Homosexuality!

Conservative Southern college not solving your homosexuality issues? Reading Santorum's book not helping either?? Well, do I have the solution for you! [THAT'S RIGHT, THE RUG DOCTOR!] Rent him for 1 hour and your rug techniques are guaranteed to improve five fold!

Kevin Back [In The City]

Kevin is now back [In The City] after traveling on business all last week. SO, that means new posts to come \o/

PS - Did I tell you I saw Tucker Carlson crossing the effing Chain Bridge [ON FOOT] on Friday??? I was so in shock [and disgust] that I didn't have time to snap a good photo [damnit!]

But, I do have some good ones to share from this past weekend. Here's a preview: lesbianic rug services, homoerotic bathroom signs, and [everyone's favorite] Chinese communist Metro propoganda!

Your Homo In the City,
Kevin

Hottest Man Alive Talks Cock Size, Sister [In The City] to Face Judicial Charges

I hope people are thinking about my work a little bit more than they're thinking about the size of my schlong. Not to say that they shouldn't.

-Julian McMahon [HOTTEST MAN ALIVE]

In other BREAKING news, Sister [In The City] to face 2nd college judicial hearing this year...

Dear Sister [In The City]:

I am writing this letter to inform you that a complaint has been brought against you for possible violation of the following provision(s) of the Code of Student Conduct:

Quiet hours

Illegal drugs

Alcohol

A Pre-Hearing Interview has been scheduled and a copy of the Incident Report will be available for your review at the Pre-Hearing. At that time you will have an opportunity to accept or deny responsibility for the complaint. Should you accept responsibility; an Administrative Disposition will be held. Should you not accept responsibility; the matter may be referred to the University Judicial Board.

Damn college kids! [Will you ever learn to stop drinking, smoking pot, and having rough sex during quiet hours!!]

Your Homo In The City,
Kevin

Metrosexuals, Interns, Slutty EX-BFs to be Condemned to Hell

Any gay male [or straight woman for that matter] understands just how confusing Metrosexuals are. As if seeing them on the streets isn't confusing enough [nevermind being forced to work in the same office with one] Having said that, I'd like to share today's [typical] convo between me and our Metrosexual Intern.

9 AM
(Having just battled DC traffic, Kevin enters office victorious)

(MetroIntern observes Kevin's fabulous outfit, tie [and 95% probability] his butt too)

MetroIntern: Tie today huh? Off-site meeting, off-site client meeting? (Refrains from commenting on butt as that just might push TOO many boundaries)

[Kevin] Nah, more like 2nd to last day here..
(Immune to the comments at this point)

MetroIntern: You know, you should give me your contact info, I may want to hire you some day..
MetroIntern: Or you may want to hire me..

(Kevin gossips to Coworker)

[Kevin's Coworker later] Hire the MetroIntern? You know, that'd really depend on the amount of manual labor involved for the job..
[Kevin] Yeah, I think it really would depend on the hand job at hand.

12 PM
(Kevin schvitzing his balls off)

[Kevin] It's a little hot up here don't you think?
MetroIntern: Yea, it is.
[Kevin] I'm gonna open a window..

(Kevin opens window)

MetroIntern: (Referring to his hotness [and 95% probability] wanting to flat out jump Kevin's bones at this point) Would you like me to leave?

Umm [what] who actually says this shit out loud??

In other BREAKING news, I recently learned my exBF is now dating some random guy -- not too long after the divorce [call me just a LITTLE suspicious] The kicker, he's not very good-looking and is going bald [LOL] Somehow, I think I made out better in the break-up/alimony/spoils department.

Don't you find it funny who people date post-yourself? Feels kinda good when you know they've down-graded though right? Or is that better put [makes you care less about the entire relationship in general]

Tempting to post their new online couple picture [All reasonable bribes will be considered]

Your Homo In The City,
Kevin

Kevin to Bring Sexy Back

Thought I'd share some [Kevin] action shots.







Just don't try to loosen up my buttons! [those pants have a zipper] ;-D

U.S. Park Police Shoots Dog @ Dupont Circle on 9/11

You read the headline right. I'll give you a run down of what happened:

The shot was literally fired INSIDE Dupont Circle on the grass [crowd panics] dog flails into the air in pain [then witnesses whip out digital cameras to document the whole incident]

The dog's owner was definitely a sketchball [I just hope that Park Police officer had a damn good reason to shoot it]

[Washington Post Documentation]

It was so sad. And I hate to say this [but you know it's true] If the owner had been some Georgetown yuppie [photo documentation] I feel like this chain of events would have ended differently.

It's just sad.

Your Homo In The City,
Kevin